"smoker"

Obsession

http://heateatreview.com/2007/11/11/trader-joes-chocolate-croissants/

Do I think it's worth a 10K in weight watcher points? Yes.

Inspiration Soup

Yes, let's have these in brandy snifters. Let's just tip our heads back and let the chunks slide in.
The time you spent eating these is time you'll want back at the very end of your life. That's why they're served with a clock.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

This lady is a genius.

George Carlin

THE GOOD BREAD

When you make a sandwich at home, do you reach down past the first few slices to get to the really good bread? It's a survival thing: "Let my family eat the rotten bread. I'll take care of Numero Uno."

George Carlin

A sad testiment to my gender.